vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

cantkeepmymusictomyself:

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014


That chart is actually very upsetting.

cantkeepmymusictomyself:

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

That chart is actually very upsetting.

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug EXTRAS.

 I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RN :’)

imawanchor:

you were named after the two bravest men i know, macklemore macklemore

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

gaywitchesforabortions:

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

gaywitchesforabortions:

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation