gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
That chart is actually very upsetting.
Pray for South Korea
The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug EXTRAS.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RN :’)
you were named after the two bravest men i know, macklemore macklemore
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice